Sunday, March 19, 2006
Pig in 2006 - Especially for Ericca
PIG in 2006
Overall Luck:
1911 & 1971: The Sun shines down on you. Wake up early and soak in the fun.
1923 & 1983: Fact: You win some , you lose some. Question: Which more?
1935 & 1995: Your wallet and your waistline will grow in proportion.
1947: Be happy when robbed. You are a blessing.
1959: A happy go lucky year for you.
Good Stars: Heaven Happiness, The Sun
Bad Stars: Theft Star, Empty Star, Ophan Star
Pigs` Characteristics:
You are a jolly fun and person. Always optimistic about life, you love good company and what a party animal you can be! Come to business, you know how to establish your position and network. But you are lousy rejecter; always agreeable to things that later you find hard to fulfill. This, however, does not mean you are mild and can be easily taken for granted. You are not a person to mess with for you can be rough and merciless when provoked. Flattery is the key to the Pig person`s heart.
Pigs` 2006 Luck:
Your luck level is about the same as last year. If you did very well last year, it should spill over into this year. If you had a lousy year, things may improve slightly or you have gotten use to the shit. Good news is there will be good news. For businessmen and those working alike, good to wake up early and complete your task before night falls. You will find the result to be remarkably better. The last thing you want to do is try to do a million dollar deal at night. You are not likely to get it. Thus the more you get roasted under the sun, the better for you this year. Others may think you are having a hard times as you get more tanned; but you are actually quietly laughing to the bank. Remember, when the bad star comes, it eats the fairer pigs first.
In fact we will advocate you spend the nights at home as the Theft Star has set its target on you. Don’t be flashy and keep your mouth shut if you had a windfall. Low crime does not mean no crime. Money will come from your work rather than lottery, so save it or give it to charity.
On your home front, you may lose some but gain some too. Some elders may pass you on but you will be made up with new creation. Such is life. Married couples’ relationships are restored and your family is even more knitted than before. For those seeking, you should have better luck and it is a good year for you to get married also. As long your partner is not a Snake, waste no time. Colors matter less than the right horoscope. Tiger is best, followed by Rabbit & Goat.
For students, school grades can improve further if you don’t be lazy and always steal afternoon nap or wake up late. Better to sleep early at night but spent the day time study more. Shed a few kilos of your waistline and you will be even more energetic. If you get bullied in school whether by students or teachers, tell your parents or your big brother.
For the Elderly, we strongly advise you put all your valuables in the bank and not under your pillow or in the Milo tin. Do not take the lift alone. More important, do not fight the thief if it happens.
Useful Feng-Shui Tools for Pigs:
You are to adopt a combination of both defensive and offensive feng-shui tools just like last year since you have good luck stars and a few bad irritating ones as well. Try our newly launched “ Own Element Design Fountain of Wealth Lucky Water” in the north sector of your home and office. Together with the positive energy Fountain of Wealth’s water and the correct element holder, you can achieve both a balanced state of elements and a productive cycle of feng-shui.
A “Crystal Dragon Turtle” on your table is good also. In your rat race to the top, get a “Dollar Sign FOW Lucky Water” as the feng-shui career booster. Jade Charms that can help you strengthen your career include, “ MaShanFa Lucky Jade Charm”, “Tree Leaf Lucky Jade Charm” and “Every Step is a Success Lucky Jade Charm”. By placing our specially designed “Wealth Wallet” at the furthest diagonal end from the main door, hopefully your wealth will multiply. This wallet should have some big notes in it and put together with the rest of your liquid assets in a good safe. A good safe is important since the thief knows now where you will be placing the money.
This is a good year to expand on your network. Place a `Crystal 3D Fountain of Wealth’ on the North sector of your office to help you do just that. And if you are thinking of rolling out a dream plan or has a dream, vision or hope that you wish could realise this year, place a “Wish Fulfilling Jewels Treasure Pot” near the front door of your home or on your office desk. It can also be put in the South east sector. A baseball bat is also good. It is not a feng-shui tool but rather a self-protection weapon if a thief breaks in.
Don’t keep your “5 Element Pagoda” . Shift it to the West since you still need it to negate the 5 Yellow Star. Good to play safe and ensure that your good year are not hindered by some of these nasty energy stars. Carry along the “ 5 Element Lucky Jade Charm” ,“Pi Xiu Lucky Jade Charm” and “ Hu-Lu Jade Charm” wherever you go. No charms can help you if you like taking short cuts!
Your helpful friends are Tiger, Rabbit & Goat. Some of them may come to your rescue, you know, like helping to drop off the ransom money, so have this `Helpful Friends Jade Charm’ also. Carry a “Love Birds Jade Charm” to improve your romance luck.
For Students, carry on their school bag, “The Dragon Carp Jade Charm” and the “Wisdom Pagoda Jade Charm”. Children being children means broken jade charms, so parents please check if those bought last year are ok. If it cracked or chipped off, please replace with new ones. Please upgrade your “Crystal Wisdom Pagoda” to the next higher tier one if you going up another level in education.
For the elderly, a`FuLuShou Lucky Jade Charm’ and a “Hu-Lu Jade Charm” are quite important this year. Hang a Hu-Lu in your bedroom also. If you survive your 30 years marriage, give your other half a “Longevity Loving Old Couples” as an auspicious gift.
Your lucky time to go around the Fountain of Wealth touching water is 9.45pm.
/me crapped at 7:34 AM GMT+8
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