Wednesday, June 14, 2006
13 Friendster Facts
This is quite true and I got it from the bulletin board :)
ONE
If you're ugly, stop acting like you don't know it & stop using cute nicknames. The captions under your picture that says "top model pose", "sexy", "arent i hot" doesn't convince anyone.
TWO
To the people who have like over 25,000 friends, are you serious? Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends.You're just stupid. Go play in traffic.
THREE
If you're real pretty, dont approve all friends request and bitching later on how u hate getting stupid comments & messages. You're the one who approved them in the 1st place!! Be realistic on what u're getting into!!
FOUR
Don't ever post pictures and say "OMG, I'm so ugly" "OMG, I'm so fat" because if you were, you wouldn't post them.
FIVE
Stop posing like a japanese girl if you don't hav da cute look! It makes ppl think, "She doesn't have a mirror or what??" For guys, Don't make those bubble cheek and poke it with a finger! COME ON DUDE! YOU ARE A
GUY - CURSE IT!!!
SIX
Making 20 bulletins a day about how you have new pictures and begging people to comment on them is pathetic. Make the bulletin once if you have to, and those who actually care about you will comment on your pics.
SEVEN
If all your pictures look the same, don't post them all. Please put some variety in your pics. Nobody wants to see your face 10 different ways.
EIGHT
Who really cares if I don't accept you as a friend? MOVE ON!!! Don't send me another request or message asking "what's up with you not adding me?" I don't want you as a friend; that's what's up!
NINE
Little 6th graders who have Friendster and look like sl*ts, go somewhere else because nobody wants you here.
TEN
If you want to SignOut. Dont post it in the bulletin and try to tell
everyone. You're not taking the world with you. Just go close the cursed browser.
ELEVEN
If you have decided to read this, you are a true Friendster.
TWELVE
I say you go and pass this on and maybe it will finally get through
people's brains (if they have them).
THIRTEEN
And if you open a bulletin and it says something like "repost this within 100 seconds or you'll die tonite!!," IT'S NOT REAL!! QUIT BEING AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!
/me crapped at 5:00 PM GMT+8
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