Tuesday, April 17, 2007
Joke: The Mat Salleh that misunderstood
One day, (maybe one of the Visit Malaysia 2007 days) one Mat Salleh arrived in KLIA airport and after he checked out from the Customs, he felt that he wanted to go to the toilet. When he reached the toilet, there was a lady (pretty good actually) sitting in front of it.
As he was about to enter the toilet, the lady stopped him and said fourty cents in Cantonese "Sei Kok!". The Mat Salleh just wonder why in Malaysia, they have to "see the cock" (actually fourty cent in Cantonese) before entering the toilet. So he replied "No!" but the lady insisted.
Since he's got no choice, he took out his cock and showed it to her. The lady said "ooh..no, no,no..! DUIT! DUIT!!" (money in Malay) but the Mat Salleh misunderstood again because he thought she said "DO IT!, DO IT!". So, he asked "NOW..?, HERE..?". The lady then replied "YES..,YES..!" because she doesn't really understand English.
The Mat Salleh thought she agreed to have sex with him, so he strip up the lady and made love to her, but the lady was screaming and said "aa...SAKIT!, SAKIT!!" (pain in Malay) and again he thought is "SUCK IT..!, SUCK IT..", so he said "OK, I will suck it for you". He then took her breast and sucked it hard. The lady again screamed "Ohh..TUHAN!" (Oh, My God! in Malay). The Mat Salleh misunderstood again. "Huh?? TOO HARD??, ok sweet heart, I'll be gentle." the Mat Salleh replied.
Suddenly the Security Officer walked by, and the lady was asking for help, "TOLONG!, TOLONGGG!! ENCIKK!. (Help..! Help.. Encik in Malay). But on the other hand, the Mat Salleh replied "Ohh, not too long and it's just 6 inches or so"
/me crapped at 12:36 AM GMT+8
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